theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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whitebeltwriter:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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I already loved this
BUT THEN I REALIZED IT’S KRISTEN BELL

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nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

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adreianpayne:

peachiebae:

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

they r rly grasping for straws 2 keep the spongebob franchise alive. damn.

I’m watching this twice

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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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inixte:

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cole sprouse is a national treasure

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all-on-black:

Artist: Andrew Vastagh

all-on-black:

Artist: Andrew Vastagh

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